Why do the tell such blatant lies?

I keep receiving letters with the words "PHOTOS DO NOT BEND" in huge red letters across the bottom. Who do they think they are kidding? Do they think we are all freakin stoopid or summink? I say we should all write to the Stationary Office and stop this speight of Government Spin and get Back to Basics or something. We will not have the wool pulled over our eyes!